Activity Book For The Baked

The Pot Smoker's Activity Book by HightTimes is a testament to the truth that your inner kid never really dies (it just gets lame and boring). Packed full of interesting things to do, you wont be paying attention to anything else for hours. I like crosswords so i picked up the book for that alone and found myself playing other games more than i did the crosswords! Check it out and see the reviews by clicking here

3 tips to achieving burnout status (part 1)

1. Smoke lots of weed

Smoking (more) weed will encourage your creative side and allow you to take a step back from your mundane patty flipping existence you refer to as "life", and begin to make more sensible, rational and reasonable decisions. Who gets stoned and goes on a shooting rampage? Nobody. Well.... Not for a few hours anyhow.

Just light up a joint and forget about everything you were taught and begin thinking from the ground up. What am I? What can I do? What can I do better? These questions stem from your inner self striving to be the best it can and to help others. In return praise and recognition flow and fuel this fire. Provided you can free yourself from the bs 9 to 5 mindset that restrict your ability. Explore yourself! Find something to do with your time that really suits you. Only then will you truly excel in what you are doing, no matter what it may be.

Often times we seek a perceived "dark side" of being a Burnout. Young tokers often drop out of school. Can you blame them though? Nope! They are at a young age and have a thirst for achievement, why smother it with a text book that gets rewritten every year thus making their achievement of knowledge invalid an undesirable? At any rate, this alarming number of young drop outs has often been attributed to pot smoking. It's laughable to think that pot is the problem and not the crack-like sugar chunks they pour into their bowl and drown in milk from another animals tits or something worse like all the anxiety/"mood" controlling meds or the non publicly funded media that loves to distort crap, breed fear and influence/publicize the careers of worthless artist and actors.... /end rant (part 1)

Feminized Autoflowering Strain: Lowryder

This is my favourite strain from BDS. If your as lazy as me and don't always have the motivation to pay attention to light cycles and nutrient regimens, You NEED the Lowryder strain in your garden. This plant Automatically flowers regardless of light cycle (stay on 18/6) and nutrient content (can flower in strong presence of nitrogen). Smokes pretty good and leaves you with a nice buzz, but Its yield isn't very high. However, That can easily be made up for by doing a SOG (sea of green). Picture planting a few hundred of these outdoors in the spring, and harvesting in mid summer! You can get them from here.

Credit Card Pipe

This might as well be out of a 007 movie. The Credit Card Pipe looks and feels (albeit heavier) than a credit card, but we know its not. Comes apart to become totally concealable and fits right in your wallet!

Teddy Bear With Stash Compartment

Ever watch those movies where drug lords smuggled massive amounts of narcotics through the use of emptied out and refilled stuffed animals? You too can be just like those drug lords without having to go through the work of removing the stuffing. Behold the Teddy Bear with Stash Compartment. Just be sure to keep it away from the kids.

Twist and Turn Hidden Pipe

The Twist and Turn Hidden Pipe is a pretty neat idea in my book. If I were to see this before it uncoiled into a Pipe, I wouldn't have guessed it was. It looks like a baby bike lock or something? For its size I guess it could manage to prevent a finger bike from being stolen...Great for a couple hits on the go, maybe even good for your finger bike!

Pot Leaf Pot Holder

Able to withstand temperatures that would normally sear your flesh and scorch normal leaves, the Pot Leaf Pot Holder will make edibles easily retrievable from the hell that is your oven.